your thong is hanging out like whoa
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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