Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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