A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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