fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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