a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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