He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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