She announced her abortion via fbk
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
no you cant smoke seaweed
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
