He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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