Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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