Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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