I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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