i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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