is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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