do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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