Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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