maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?