dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.