I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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