Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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