Plan B is the new Plan A
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..