just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.