where am i from again
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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