the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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