Can i not drive my cunt home
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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