Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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