i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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