Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
