so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she pinky promised me she was 18
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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