He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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