seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Randomize
