I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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