His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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