Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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