If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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