i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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