butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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