At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
