super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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