hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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