Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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