Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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