I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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