That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
how does that bad decision feel?
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