big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When are your genitals available?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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