I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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