If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
