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  the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.

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• (530): View more from California

  Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me

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• (909): View more from California

  If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?

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  Yeah, why?

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  The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you

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