Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My vagina is very pro this idea