Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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