god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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