you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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