make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Is it because I queefed?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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