She just used a chaser for red wine.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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