So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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