so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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