let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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