i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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